January 2011
3 posts
“Sometimes we are less unhappy in being decieved by those we love, then in being...”
– Francois La Rochefoucald, Maxims
December 2010
5 posts
Stupid shit if your bored. Pass it on.
Say this out loud really fast. “Ice bank mice elf”
Look down your shirt and spell attic
“Look, after six hours in that port-a-john Ozzie himself would’ve turned to God....”
– Puck, Glee
“There is nothing on tv! My favorite program got replaced by Rudolph the red nose...”
– Dad
http://I just Elfed Myself! Check it out:... →
November 2010
37 posts
Why is it that just when you are ready to move on and have forgotten all about the person that has treated you Like garbage, that, that’s the time they decide they want to be back in your life?
“When the world slips you a Jeffery, stroke furry walls.”
– Aldous snow
A hard on doesn’t count as “personal growth” just a little tip boys
Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.
“[on a piece of broccoli]: When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and...”
– Sue Sylvester
Reasons, Seasons, or Lifetime
People come into your life for
a Reason
a Season
or a Lifetime.
unknown
When you know which one it is,
you will know what to do for that person.
When someone is in your life for a REASON,
it is usually to meet a need you have expressed.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty,
to provide you with guidance and support,
to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually.
They may seem...
WatchWent to England and went to see my favorite football Team play. Yes football, not soccer. If you have ever been to a football match then you know the fans are pretty intense. It was great fun though
“One love, one heart, let’s get together and feel alright.”
– Bob Marley
April 2010
3 posts
“Free your feet and your ass will follow”
“You got to free your feet before you can free your mind”
– The Men Who Stare At Goats
February 2009
37 posts
“I may dissect each little thing and put myself out there so much but at least...”
– Gigi from He’s just not that into you
